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Found somewhere on alt.tasteless.jokes in 1998


Top Ten Answers Men Would Most Like To Give To Women's Stupid Questions,
But Never Will...
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10. No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex.
9. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the fucking ice-cream and
chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
8. You've got shit chance of me calling you.
7. No, I won't be gentle.
6. Of course you have to swallow.
5. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
4. I hate your fucking friends.
3. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you
after tonight.
2. I would rather watch a stick movie.
1. Eat it? It took me 10 beers to get up the courage to fuck it.


Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
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10. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim ?
9. You take me out too much, can't we just stay in ?
8. A fake one will do.
7. You look stressed out, let me give you a blow job.
6. Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it.
5. That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.
4. My mother is a real old bitch.
3. No, no, you buy me too much already.
2. Give it to me hard up the butt big boy, you know I love it.
1. What headache ?