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Real Meanings of Men's Names

Aaron = Ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam = Cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.
Adrian = Usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan = Shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex = Cute and short but a liar and a cheat.
Alexander = Cute and longer but a liar and a cheat.
Amir = Dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andy = Boring and has a small pecker.
Andrew = Gay and still has a small pecker.
Antonio = Has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony = Great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.
Arnold = Loser.
Arthur = Hung like a slave and celibate.
Barry = Lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
Ben = Persistant, Ankel Biter.
Bob = Quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad = Thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon = Good looking but uses girls.
Brendan = Quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett = World wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian = Mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the messiah; he's just a naughty boy.
Bryan = Sexy, but stupid, can't spell.
Bronsen = Annoying and never grows up. Has a stupid name.
Bruce = Stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce = Fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Calvin = Immature in a naive way, drives a gemini.
Carl = Thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson = Fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad = Cute, sensitive and very studly. Only found in American movies no real person has that name.
Charles = Can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris = Can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian = Very sexy and seductive (think 'legends of the fall').
Clark = Hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff = Very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Cole = Nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Con = Lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory = Funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig = Tries to fit in. He never does.
Cyril = Well, Cyril.
Damon = Total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan = Quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane = Weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel = Enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren = Charming , but sleeps with men.
Daryl = Smells bad, has no real mates
David = Hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave = Extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. A wanker.
Dean = Full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis = Either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek = Has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.
Dominic = Hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don = Dickhead.
Doug = Has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew = Bad-arse losers who never shuts up.
Dylan = Horny bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne = Cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie = Wants too many chicks he'll never get because he's an arsehole.
Emrys = Load mouth gobby shite.
Elliott = Full of himself
Eric = Shy.
Erik = Funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.
Evan = A little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank = Different. Missing DNA. Favours girls named lucy.
Gareth = Sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary = Drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin = Likes bondage and S&M with other men.
Geoff = Prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George = Barman who drinks more than he serves.
Glen = The sweetest guy. Really down to earth
Graeme = Complete kcufwit, mouthy bastard
Graham = Very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Grant = Horny! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg = Really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harry = Covers his back
Harvey = Cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem = Smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls.
Haydn = Tries hard.
Howard = Likes small-breasted women and nropography.
Ian = Really popular but knows all the girls want him.
Jake = Shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie = Scum of the earth.
James = Same as above.
Jay = Very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff = Really ugly.
Jerome = Gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy = Loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse = Unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack = Stupid but hot. Always alright.
Jim = Sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe = Built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel = Arse.
John = Has no friends or life. Tends to kill small animals.
Jonathon = Think he's good. He's shit.
Jordan = Sexy but weird in bed.
Jose = Hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh = Full of himself, fun.
Junior = Hotty and totally good at football.
Justin = Aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.
Kain = The sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kevin = Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women.
Keith = Good person to talk to when you have a problem his is worse.
Kenneth = Very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kim = Very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.
Kurt = Can kick anyone's arse.
Ky = See Kain.
Kyle = Hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Larry = Cute but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurey = Short and funny looking.
Lee = Girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Lewis = Lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon = Can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam = Loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.
Lorenzo = Fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas = Fat loser that dates other men.
Luke = Seems to be sweet. Is actually the spawn of Satan.
Malcolm = Tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Marc = Fantasises about pretty lights, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. Tries to tell everyone
Mark = Wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.
Matt = The fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.
Michael = Very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet.
Mick = Always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mitchell = The ugliest dog and he don't get any.
Mohammed = Small penis
Nathan = Stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick = Horny! But really nice, can't get past the missionary, position though.
Nico = Pow! He hits and scores!
Neil = Sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Oliver = Likes men but is in denial.
Oscar = Loser, a good name for a dog.
Owen = Cute gay guy who is immature, and sings welsh songs.
Patrick = Drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul = Cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter = Cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip = Stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Reagen = Very strange.
Rhys = Great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
Ricky = Ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki = See above.
Richard = Can't stop wanking and has more wet dreams than anybody.
Rob = Small and ugly, everybody hates him. Constantly watches nrop.
Roy = Total loser and computer genius.
Rupert = Arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell = Likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan = Short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam = Wannabe sex machine.
Scott = Has serious disabilities.
Sean = Has small testicles and no friends.
Seth = So sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane = Thinks everybody wants to shag him. He's a virgin.
Shannon = The most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun = Bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon = Likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Steve = Popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stuart = Droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
Tim = Hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby = Bastard.
Tom = Cool but can be arrogant.
Tony = Hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
Travis = Fat and horny with the best nrop collection to be found.
Trevor = Sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy = Cute and popular.
Taylor = Gay.
Warren = Cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley = Great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will = Wishes he were popular.
Zach = Sweet and polite and adorable.
Zahid = Devious and sly. Not to be trusted.