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Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged
with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
death with a spanner." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out,
"You f*cking bastard!!!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said,
"Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will
not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with
contempt! Now what is the problem?"

Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I
lived next door to that bastard and every time I asked to borrow a f*cking
spanner he said he didn't have one!"


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