barbie doll showdown
By Star Jewel Smith  (WTF?!?)  11.02.2001


my dearest barbie doll…i love you…you are so beautiful…so perfect…
no wonder i have so many of you…your beautiful clothes…sequins glittery…
your darling feet…adorable high heels…your curvaceous body…and…long…
silk…hair…you have it all…beauty…brains…body…everything…including…ken…
ooooo…ken…tall…handsome…sporty…coooooollllll…ken…

…about ken…we seem to have a problem…you think he belongs to you…funny…
i think he belongs to me…hahahaha…barbie…sweetie…darling…let me make
things straight…put on your listening ears…good girl…ken…belongs…to…me…
get it got it…good…

…what do you mean…no…you must not have heard me…bitch…excuse me…
what did you just call me…how dare you call me that…yes…
i did call you a bitch…so what…big fucking deal…you are a bitch…
i choose you…barb…what is wrong…are you chicken…are you gonna go home
crying to mommy…you have two sisters…but you do not have a mom…
or a father…so kelly and stacie are your illegitimate children…
ever hear of birth control… or abortion…it is legal…you plastic piece
of shit puke…beach blonde bimbo…scaredy cat…maybe they should make
a diaper wetting…wailing barbie…listen up girlfriend…i can…will…am…
going to kick your stupid fucking ass…

…i will get in my tank…girl…are you listening…and you get in your corvette…
and we will duel…to the death…yes…ken is worth it…ken…i love you…ken…
i will do anything for you ken…ken…where are you…you are killing me…us…

…i jump in my tank…barbie is in her little pink corvette…our engines rev…
we stare each other down…ken…ken waves the flag…screeching to speed…
we race toward eachother…i spy through my viewfinder…hair fluttering back…
and…and…and…ken beside her…i am more determined than ever to wipe them
both clean…off the face of this earth…i tell the cameraman next to me…
did you hear that barbie…did you hear that ken…was the volume up high enough
on your car console tv…i laugh like a madwoman…

…ken…say something…ken…do something…hateful glaring eyes…i will destroy us all…
…i will take ken…and your children too…i know they are his…there is no hiding
the fact…but ken..ken wants to die with…with…with you not me…i will die alone…
no…you both will die with me…we whiz past gawkers…corvette zooms…path wobbles…
tank plows ahead…steady…strong…defiant…impact is upon us…corvette swerves…
crashes…into a rock to the left…tank skews…into a rock on the right…

…my head…what happened…where am i…who…am i…blood…i must have hit my head…ken…barbie…

bunnies bounce boing
butterfly bursts
emit from the bush
dainty flower with fangs
points pierce penetrate
clamps down on neck
alligator clings to back
sucks lifesource dry