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drugster.com - two million dollars joke
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One day a boy comes home from school and says, "dad I need to know the meaning
of hypothetically and realistically for school."
so the father replies, "go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for
1 million dollars."
so the little boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes. his dad says ok
now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars.
so he does and sure enough she says yes. so the father says, "you see son -
hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we are
living with a couple of whores."


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